Lesser-known Unwritten Rules of Baseball
by Patrick Dubuque
Brett Lawrie’s shenanigans, and the retaliatory shenanigans and pre-emptive shenanigans that naturally resulted from them, have forced a sleepy media to turn its attention to this nearly-forgotten aspect of America’s game. You’ve already read about take-out slides and stealing up K runs in the Nth inning, but here are some other behaviors that, while not technically against the rules, are generally frowned upon by those within the game.
Baserunners using the first baseman as a captive audience for performing impressions.
Crying out “Whoopsadaisie!” while sliding into a second baseman on the neighborhood play.
Attempting to convert the religion of opponents in the middle of the game.
Refusing to leave the batter’s box after a strikeout to end the inning, even after the teams have switched sides and another batter is ready to step in.
Taking off their batting gloves after a base hit and handing them to the first base umpire to deal with.
Baserunners stepping on the pitcher’s mound and drawing emojis on the dirt with their feet.
Catchers using small sample size when trying to distract and infuriate an opposing batter.
Failing to cover your mouth when you yawn.
Fielders tossing a ball into the stands, but intentionally throwing it to a bunch of drunk college bros instead of the child sitting next to them.
Pitchers asking the batter what type of pitch they’d like, and then after receiving a response, replying “Okay, we’ll see.”
Instead of using eye black, painting a realistic second set of eyes below your real eyes just to gross opponents out.